Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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