just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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