rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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