They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Enjoy the penises
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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