Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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