oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I wish you could order shots online.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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