I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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