someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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