Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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