The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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