I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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