I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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