she sounds like chewbacca in bed
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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