I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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