there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It's blow job season.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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