gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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