it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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