My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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