Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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