He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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