i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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