Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
