Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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