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please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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