Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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