But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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