I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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