Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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