I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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