I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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