5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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