somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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