Im at strip club and am horny
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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