we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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