Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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