Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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