that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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