When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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