You work out of a Hotel?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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