so let's talk penis.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Panties = found
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