S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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