He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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