3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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