Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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