She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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