You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i believe in u and ur pee
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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