I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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