Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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