I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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