would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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