How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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