So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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