Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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