im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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