No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just invented taco cereal.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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