ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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